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L´ amant
Tramès per admin a Dm, 03/11/2009 - 19:49.
Un matrimoni estava dinant en un restaurant quan van observar que va entrar un amic d'ambdós acompanyat d'una desconeguda. La senyora li va comentar al seu marit:
- Aquest que ha entrat és el Joan oi?, però aquesta no és la seva dona !!!!.
- No, és una amant que ell té - va dir l'home amb calma.
La dona va començar a criticar l'actuació del seu amic i el marit la va parar en sec dient-li:
- No et fiquis en aquests assumptes, deixa que els altres visquin la seva vida.
El matrimoni segueix menjant, quan s'acosta a ells una noia guapíssima, que li diu al marit:
- Escolta, em vas deixar esperant ahir.
- Sí, se'm va presentar un problema. Però ja passaré per casa teva avui.
- OK., Ens veiem - diu la noia, retirant-se de la taula
Davant la sorpresa de la dona, que li va preguntar de seguida al seu marit:
- QUI ÉS AQUESTA ...?????
- Aquesta és la meva amant, li va aclarir l'home.
La dona es va posar com el diable, i va començar a dir-li improperis al marit, demanant-li fins al
divorci.
- Cap problema, et dono el divorci. Però recorda que tots els meus béns són propis i per això l´apartament, la casa de cap de setmana, la de Punta de l'Est i les empreses estan al meu nom. També vés-te´n oblidant de les vacances cada tres mesos a les millors platges i al
estranger, ah!! i de les teves targetes de crèdit, el pagament de tots els serveis de la casa, la teva roba de marca, sabates, els teus Spa's, el terapeuta, les compres a NewYork, el teu BMW, el xofer i la pensió de la teva mare ....
La dona es calla i després d'analitzar la situació, li diu al marit:
- La nostra amant és més bonica que la de Joan, oi?
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